═══ TRANSMISSION RECEIVED ══ 918-292-9187 ══ OCTOBER 18, 2025 14:37 ═══
TO: GENERAL PUBLIC
FROM: VICE & CRUMB OPERATIONS
DATE: OCTOBER 18, 2025
FILE NO: VC-2025-001-CREEP
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CONFIDENTIAL
Vice & Crumb
OKLAHOMA REGISTRATION NO. OKHFFA-536 | EST. 2025
■ Subject Designation: Product Specification
◆ THE CREEP ◆
CLASSIFICATION: Monster Cookie (Premium Grade)
BASE MATRIX: Chocolate/Peanut Butter/Oatmeal Foundation
INTEGRATED COMPONENTS:
► Mini M&M's (candy-coated chocolate)
► Reese's Pieces (peanut butter confection)
► Chocolate Chips (semi-sweet variant)
► Peanut Butter Chips (proprietary blend)
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Approximately 6 inches diameter, dense composition
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY: High cohesion factor, optimal chewiness quotient
■ Complete Ingredients Disclosure
REGULATORY COMPLIANT INGREDIENT LISTING
Ingredients: Brown Sugar (sugar, molasses), Sugar, Peanut Butter (roasted peanuts, sugar, hydrogenated vegetable oils [rapeseed, cottonseed, soybean], salt), Chocolate Flavored Peanut Butter (roasted peanuts, sugar, cocoa processed with alkali, hydrogenated vegetable oils [rapeseed, cottonseed, soybean], molasses, fully hydrogenated vegetable oils [rapeseed, soybean], glycerin, mono and diglycerides, salt, molasses, caramel color, natural and artificial flavors), Unsalted Butter (pasteurized cream, natural flavoring), Eggs, Vanilla Extract (water, alcohol, vanilla bean extractives), All-Purpose Flour (wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), Quick Oats (whole grain rolled oats), Milk Chocolate Chips (sugar, chocolate, cocoa butter, milkfat, lactose, soy lecithin, natural flavor), Reese's Miniature Cups (milk chocolate [sugar, cocoa butter, chocolate, nonfat milk, milk fat, lactose, lecithin (soy)], peanuts, sugar, dextrose, salt, TBHQ and citric acid [to maintain freshness]), Reese's Pieces (sugar, partially defatted peanuts, hydrogenated vegetable oil [palm kernel oil, soybean oil], dextrose, reduced minerals whey [milk], salt, resinous glaze, cornstarch, confectioner's glaze, carnauba wax, artificial color [Yellow 5, Yellow 6, Red 40, Blue 1], titanium dioxide, vanillin [artificial flavor], milk), Milk Chocolate M&M's (milk chocolate [sugar, chocolate, skim milk, cocoa butter, lactose, milkfat, soy lecithin, salt, artificial and natural flavors], sugar, cornstarch, less than 1% corn syrup, dextrin, coloring [Blue 1 Lake, Red 40, Yellow 6, Yellow 5, Blue 1, Blue 2 Lake, Yellow 6 Lake, Yellow 5 Lake, Red 40 Lake, Blue 2], gum acacia), Baking Soda (sodium bicarbonate), Salt
CONTAINS: Peanuts, Milk, Soy, Wheat, Eggs
■ Acquisition Schedule & Pricing Structure
Configuration Standard Units Experimental Units Total Cost
Single Unit 1 Cookie $2.00
Half Dozen 6 Cookies +1 Experimental $10.00
Full Dozen 12 Cookies +2 Experimental $18.00

* Experimental units may include prototype variants, alternative formulations, or undocumented specimens

■ Official Inquiry Protocol
Product Inquiry & Order Request Form
✓ REQUEST TRANSMITTED SUCCESSFULLY
■ Alternate Communication Channels
Direct Line 918-292-9187
Electronic Mail viceandcrumb@gmail.com
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